FEBRUARY 2, 2012
The Texas Forecast
To Be Conducted At
THE WEST POLE
On The 98th.Meridian, Bee Cave, Texas
HOSTED BY - The Benevolent Knights Of The Raccoon
OFFICIATED BY - The Lone Star Weatherological Society
Our Mission is to Forecast the coming of spring in Texas in
defiance of relying on the predictions of a Groundhog in
Pennsylvania; A foreign land having no relevance to Texas or Texans.
The Lone Star Weatherological Society, through their extensive research
has found that the most reliable climatological data is, in fact, derived from
careful study of the State Of Texas official small mammal - the Armadillo.
Our forecast will be determined by a very special Armadillo, known
as "Bee Cave Bob" - Observed to be right 98.6% of the time.
11:30 AM -
Chuck wagon Chow will be served
12:30 PM -
The Texas Forecast Proceedings
Armadillo Anthem - (London Homesick Blues)
"Bee Cave Bob" comes out of his hole to determine
ANNOUNCEMENTS OF RESULTS- Lone Star Weatherological Society
CREDITS - RALPH FISHER'S PHOTO ANIMALS, La Grange Texas
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT T. BOOTHE AT 512 263-5286